I was at a fancy restaurant recently and was astounded by the impeccable service.I dropped my spoon and reached down to pick it up and saw a pair of patent leather shoes.The waiter handed me another spoon.I remarked that how could he see me drop the spoon,get me another in 3 seconds.
He said that his boss ,being a stickler for efficiency calculated that people drop a spoon 70 % of the time.He requires up to carry an extra in our breast pocket.He then went back to the waiter`s station to replace the one in his pocket.He came back and I noticed a string attached to his shirt behind the button.I asked him what that was for.He said ,oh I`m sorry the boss would fire me if he knew I let you see that.It is supposed to be hidden.
I said I wouldn`t tell anyone.he said his boss thought it was unclean for us to go to the bathroom and touch our penis.He had us run this string down our shirts and tie it around our penis`.That way we don`t have to touch it and it is more efficient by not having to wash our hands.
I asked him how he got his penis back in his pants.He said I don`t know about the other waiters but i use a spoon.
