If Dr.Seuss Were Alive

I DO NOT LIKE IT UNCLE SAM.
I DO NOT LIKE IT SAM i AM.
I DO NOT LIKE THESE DIRTY CROOKS, NEITHER HOW THEY COOK THE BOOKS.
I DO NOT LIKE WHEN CONGRESS STEALS, I DO NOT LIKE THEIR SECRET DEALS.
I DO NOT LIKE THE SPEAKER NAN, I DO NOT LIKE THIS "YES WE CAN."
I DO NOT LIKE THIS KIND OF HOPE.
I DO NOT LIKE IT...NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!

I Do Not Like Barack Obama,
I Do Not Like His Daughters Momma
I Do Not Like His Health Bill Plan,
I Do Not Like The Biden Man
I Do Not Like House Speaker Pelosi,
I Do Not Like Anything They're Doing Mostly
I Do Not Like Them Taking Money From Me,
I Do Not Like Them Giving It To Lazy People For Free
I Do Not Like Our Deficit Track, I Do Not Like How Long It's Going To Take Us To Pay It Back

I DO NOT LIKE THIS CAMPAIGN OF HOPES, I DO NOT LIKE HIS CRONIES BECAUSE THEY'RE DOPES