Four Word Story

Right...the rules are straightforward, we tell a story four words per post, no user is allowed to answer their own post. I'll start off.


The wind blew my....

megan foxs dress off

is a GREAT thing.

one day cowboy did.......

.....the big nasty twice.

with two burly guys

thinking of Elijah spooning....

and tea bagging Tommy.

and crying about his

little hairy man hood

and how it burns

drip,drip,drip,drip

then one day, out

boom goes the dynamite

with a loud fart

that echoed and echoed

like the night Dave

blew up the toilet

and cleared the room.

then the neighbors called

the bomb squad again

the carnage was vast

with an ass blast

then someone stole his

stinky green fat fart.......say that 3 times fast