....or be heard on Thanksgiving w/out getting slapped for it:
1.)Talk about huge breasts.
2.)Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.)"It's Cool Whip Time'.
4.)If I don't undo my pants I'll burst.
5.)That's a terrific spread
6.)I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.)Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10.) Don't play with your meat.
11.)Just spread the legs & stuff it.
12.)Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.) I didn't expect everyone to come all at once.
14.) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.) How long will it take after you put it in.
16.) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.) WOW I didn't think I could handle all that.
18.) That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
19.)You want to eat some pie?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE.
